All your base are belong to us*War begin 2101.
Captain voice came on intercom.
“So, good luck, take off, make no fuss,
all your base are belong to us.”
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator turn main screen on.
The captain move 'ZIG' for just us.
All your base are belong to us.
What what you say? You still alive!!
But have little chance to survive.
Make your time. Ha, ha, ha! Shsh! Shsh!
All your base are belong to us.
Look you!! We bring pad of suction.
You now on way to destruction.
We get signal ship will would must,
all your base are belong to us
What happen you? Do what? you say.
A massive launch from missile bay.
You know what you done, doing, do?
All our base are belong to you.
* Zero Wing (Taito, 1989) was an arcade game with an intro sequence in broken English (Engrish) that became one of the first internet memes
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